return my video game
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
