just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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