and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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