im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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