last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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