I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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