The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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