just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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