i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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