next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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