Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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