Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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