So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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