Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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