she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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