your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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