so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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