i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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