READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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