At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
pray to the hookup gods
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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