I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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