just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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