He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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