But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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