everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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