Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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