Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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