can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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