I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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