Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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