I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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