I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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