shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Quick, to the slutcave!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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