Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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