he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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