so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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