I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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