Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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