And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Damn victory sex feels great
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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