Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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