you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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