hell yes lets make some ravioli
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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