No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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