he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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