he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
one two three fourrrrnication!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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