evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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