You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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