Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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