i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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