I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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