so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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