So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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