So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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