Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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