When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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