There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize