i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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